"11 in. "Nerd Curse" dinner plate (fuck)
It’s OK, I get it… you find yourself saying this way more often than you used to… crazy times we live in. Now you can say it with the subtlety that only the nerd programmer next door will understand.
Clear glaze seals over the crackle slip, resulting in a fully functional dinner plate. Abraded orange and green slip at the rim (sealed with food safe Liquid Quartz), off white glaze at the foot well. Network of “cracked mud” fissures reveal the binary expression for “FUCK”. Approx. 11 in. accross.
All of my work that features crackle slip is priced a bit higher than other pieces… it requires extra steps, and an extra firing. There is also substantial time involved with creating the imagery. Plates are wheel thrown and trimmed
Food, dishwasher and microwave safe …
*Although rare, heating in microwave for long periods may result in uneven temps and result in cracking. 20-30 seconds to reheat your sticky bun is totally fine, though I wouldn't recommend using this plate to "cook" food in a microwave.
It’s OK, I get it… you find yourself saying this way more often than you used to… crazy times we live in. Now you can say it with the subtlety that only the nerd programmer next door will understand.
Clear glaze seals over the crackle slip, resulting in a fully functional dinner plate. Abraded orange and green slip at the rim (sealed with food safe Liquid Quartz), off white glaze at the foot well. Network of “cracked mud” fissures reveal the binary expression for “FUCK”. Approx. 11 in. accross.
All of my work that features crackle slip is priced a bit higher than other pieces… it requires extra steps, and an extra firing. There is also substantial time involved with creating the imagery. Plates are wheel thrown and trimmed
Food, dishwasher and microwave safe …
*Although rare, heating in microwave for long periods may result in uneven temps and result in cracking. 20-30 seconds to reheat your sticky bun is totally fine, though I wouldn't recommend using this plate to "cook" food in a microwave.
It’s OK, I get it… you find yourself saying this way more often than you used to… crazy times we live in. Now you can say it with the subtlety that only the nerd programmer next door will understand.
Clear glaze seals over the crackle slip, resulting in a fully functional dinner plate. Abraded orange and green slip at the rim (sealed with food safe Liquid Quartz), off white glaze at the foot well. Network of “cracked mud” fissures reveal the binary expression for “FUCK”. Approx. 11 in. accross.
All of my work that features crackle slip is priced a bit higher than other pieces… it requires extra steps, and an extra firing. There is also substantial time involved with creating the imagery. Plates are wheel thrown and trimmed
Food, dishwasher and microwave safe …
*Although rare, heating in microwave for long periods may result in uneven temps and result in cracking. 20-30 seconds to reheat your sticky bun is totally fine, though I wouldn't recommend using this plate to "cook" food in a microwave.